PornHub: America Watched A Ton Of Porn After The Super Bowl

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Lots of people in America chose to celebrate the victory of their favorite teams, by watching porn . New England Patriot fans masturbated a lot after their victory over the Seattle Seahawks. What PornHub can tell us is that they had a giant increase in porn traffic that day by an overall of 33 percent.

People are wondering, (especially people who monitor Internet behavior for company interest) why this happened on this particular night. The obvious factor is the historical and epic Super Bowl match, which ended with the fans desire to gradually express their sexual desires. Both sides of the team fans lost themselves in a night full of mind numbling orgasm. PornHub Insight shows that a rise of 14 percent of porn-traffic came along for the losing team fans of Seattle right before midnight, while the Phoenix, AZ built-up their tension right around 3 a.m. when a statistical rate of over 30 percent showed up traffic-wise.

Some theories suggest that the massive abuse of alcohol led to these events. After a week full of work, and a life full of routine, watching your game win or lose an epic match just makes you even more likely to jerk it.

Keeping track of this kind of data is really hard. An agonizing truth for the conspiracy crafters I know. But it seems like, no porn data technician could actually figure out what triggered this nation wide porn binge. Statistics do confirm however, that Americans get hornier after football then after soccer. I guess we can say people couldn’t settle for normal sex. They wanted a solo adventure.

If you haven’t yet convinced yourself, here are some more graphs that break down the masturbation habits on Super Bowl Sunday.

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